A Conversation Between Mother and Daughter.
A Squared: This?
Momma Bean: That's Momma's shirt.
A Squared: This?
Momma Bean: That's Momma's necklace.
A Squared: This?
Momma Bean: That's Momma's body.
A Squared: This?
Momma Bean: That's Momma's chest.
A Squared: This!
Momma Bean: That's...erm...Momma's chest.
A Squared: THIS!
Momma Bean: That's Momma's cheh-esss-tah!
A Squared: THIS!
Momma Bean: Boobies! Alright!?!?!?!?!?!? Now, where's your Elmo book?
A Squared: This?
Momma Bean: That's Momma's shirt.
A Squared: This?
Momma Bean: That's Momma's necklace.
A Squared: This?
Momma Bean: That's Momma's body.
A Squared: This?
Momma Bean: That's Momma's chest.
A Squared: This!
Momma Bean: That's...erm...Momma's chest.
A Squared: THIS!
Momma Bean: That's Momma's cheh-esss-tah!
A Squared: THIS!
Momma Bean: Boobies! Alright!?!?!?!?!?!? Now, where's your Elmo book?
Labels: life with a bean
2 Comments:
Oh, they'll have them someday. Just wait, girls! You'll have girls of your own.
lol
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